Ask not what your beer can do for you
Ask what you can do for your beer
Beer is man's best
bro, period. If you don't agree, talk to the following unsung heroes who
put their own lives in danger to save the bro.
Ask not what the
beer can do for you. Ask what you can do
for you beer.
Mr. President. And yes, we can!
As your best bro,
every drop matters and no bro should gets spilled by some careless bartender.
This company called Bottoms Up comes with a system that promises a kinder
treatment to your precious draft beer while serving multiple glasses at the
The bottom of the
cup is sealed with an FDA approved magnet. When a cup is placed on bottoms up
dispenser, the nozzle lifts up the magnet and the dispenser automatically fills
up the cup to the pre-programed amount without spilling over. From what I see,
you get more beer with less foam, though some drinkers love a first foamy sip. It can cater to other
pre-mixed drinks but why should you even think of trying it? It's blasphemy.
And as your best
bro, he should have his own space in a bro's home where it's cool and cozy.
Especially when outside on a patio, a fridge is too far and a random cooler is too
shabby. There comes HopfenHöhle Lift, a hidden underground cooler for your
beer and your beer alone. Not much to describe the product apart from the fact
that IT'S AWESOME. Warm beer no more and a cold one is always within reach while you are sunbathing on the patio. God bless whoever invented the beer elevator.
Last but not least, according to the bro code your best bro should learn to behave around your home and not trash the lids
arounds for starters. If he is a slow learner, a nifty tool called DropCatch comes in handy, well, not so much as a cleaning lady but more like a showing collector.
But as time passes by, you will find the lids remaining on the wall become a living memorial
of a lasting friendship.